To Narnia!
pokerintherearliquorinthefront answered your question: Seriously.
a boobie cake made by moi
You are no help! But I still want the cake.
We found love in the broken glass. omg.
My life choices are questionable.
They had very sassy candle holders in the 1800’s.
Fucking awesome Chicago T-shirt, Captain America boxers.
Am I fierce yet? No?
Seriously. I know what I’m talking about.
How to successfully climb a tree:
Step one: Find a tree. This one looks good.
Step Two: Find a partner. She will do. (Optional: Try planking.)
Step Three: Try to boost yourself on the partner’s leg, and have them throw you after straightening out. (Not effective, in most cases.)
Step Four: Use your partner as a human ladder.
Step Five: Proceed to bamf it up.
Maybe.
