If you yell at your small children in front of me,

I will kick you in your genitals. 

I don’t even like kids, but don’t yell at a one year old. They don’t understand.

7 – do you want to get married and/or have kids?

I want to get married, oh yes.

I do not want kids.

No, no, no, no.

They’re cute, but no.