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You know how you’re supposed to feel refreshed after a nap?
Well, I feel like death.
Sorry, too busy posing with leopard-painted flying pigs.
What are you up to?
I just woke up, but,
People let me tell ya ‘bout my best friend!
Fuck you, man, I am a professional.
Hey, so, it’s been a while, so here’s my sideways face.
It will forever be sideways because it won’t let me fix it, HEY.
Okay, it’s blurry because I’m a shaky mother-fucker but omg. Guys.
Guess who I saw today!
Steven, am I perfect yet, omg?
Sorry, couldnt hear you over my goat.