This is what happens when your girlfriend is stronger than you. You get defeated.
We found love in the broken glass. omg.
My life choices are questionable.
This is my sister’s boyfriend.
What.
Deal with the messy hair, I DID.
1.What is your name and username?
2.Where are you from?
3.Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pyjamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Polka Dots, Papaya, , Subtext, Smile
4.What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
5.What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
6.What do you call your grandparents?
7.What is the wheeled contraption in which you carry your groceries at the supermarket?
8.What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
9.What do you say to address a group of people?
10.What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval shaped body and extremely long legs?
11.Choose a book and read a passage from it.
12.Be a wizard or a vampire?
13.How old are you?
14.What is your favourite colour?
15.What colour are your eyes?
16.Do you have freckles?
17.When is your birthday?
18.What was the last thing you drank?
19.Do you anyone on Tumblr in real life? If so, who?
20.Would you rather have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
21.Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
22.Do you think you have an accent?
23.End the post by saying any 3 words you want.
Ellen Dengeneres will legalize Helium.
Remember that song I promised all of you? Yeah.
Maybe I should stop using this tactic to get people to do things with me… Nah.
It’s fantastic originally, but omg, 10x better in the acoustic version.
Charlie Chaplin gives the greatest speeches.
